NHS expenditure set to rise as new morning sickness fad explodes around the UK. Now stop it all you normal ladies you know morning sickness is only a hospital case if your one of the Royal. All you other lovely ladies just have to get on with - puke, washing, puke, ironing, puke, cleaning, puke, shopping and puke, cooking. Hang on a minute, aren't the royals supposed to have someone else get morning sickness for them.

Oh what boring lives they must lead.